ATTENTION MEN OF ITALY:
PLEASE DO NOT SING TO ME IN MY EAR ON THE DANCE FLOOR. I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOUR BROKEN ENGLISH VERSION OF RIHANNA'S "S&M."
A Scene That Summarizes Last Night at "Twice"
**"Twice" is the name of the club we went to. Very classy. Even classier: we went to a place called "Shot Cafe" before. Shot names included, Ghostbuster, Girl Scout Cookie, Sexi Lady, and Boobs
ME AND HANNAH: Ciao
ITALIAN MEN: Ciao, bellas... Italian Italian...
ME AND HANNAH: (blank stares, awkward smiles)
ITALIAN MEN: You only speak English? Awkward conversation...
2 Seconds later...
ITALIAN MAN #1: Do you...Do you want to...spend....Do you want to stay the night with me?
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. THAT. IS. TOO. FAST.
RUNNING AWAY COMMENCES