I don't usually like to post pictures, but I literally thought this man was a baby when the photo appeared in my inbox. And I was all, how did a baby get on okcupid? Someone save that little baby from sadness!
I've always said I was looking for a nice Jewish boy and I finally found him.
It is pretty hard to believe he's really a hasid though…He probably bought that costume at Ricky's.
Oh man, things just got heavy. Is okcupid really the place to be discussing this? I always think it's amusing that people take their profiles so seriously. Sure I have a lot of goals and aspirations, but I don't know if this is the forum to express those. Which is why for awhile my profile just read "My self summary: IM AN OLD WITCH."
(I'd like to express that sending me the winky face is equivalent to stabbing me in the eyeball)
I googled this "massage" and apparently langham means penis. So a penis massage. So a hand job? I'm so glad I know this now because god knows I'd be sucked into someone asking me after yoga to give them a langham massage and I'd be like I guess okay, I just want people to like me, I crave attention, I'll do it.
Does he know you refer to him as your ashkenazi? Because maybe that's why he is leaving. But of course, I will replace him. Because all Jews are the same. AND WE ARE ALL WITCHES. OLD, OLD WITCHES.
I will be honest, I really don't understand this at all. Is this supposed to be sexual? Or violent? Or both? Either way, I do not need to find out.
And finally, I received this message in August of 2011 during my 1st brief stint on OkCupid. (I delete it every few months in a panic and send texts to all my friends that say IM FREEEEEE). I will never delete this and I will cherish it forever. I give you MEDRASHER.
I then received another message days later.
I really miss him.